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     spooky updated 7 years, 3 months ago 2 Members · 2 Posts
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  • Hammy

    Member
    21 April 2013 at 8:55 pm

    A seaman and a pirate are in a bar and talk turns to their adventures at sea. The seaman notes the pirate has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a eye patch. The seaman asks “so how did you end up with a wooden leg?”.

    The pirate replies, “Arrr, we were at sea one day and a terrible storm hit us, and I was washed over board into a school of sharks. And just before the other pirates pulled me back aboard a shark bit most of my leg off !”

    “Wow!” said the seaman, “what about the hook?”

    “Arrr…” said the pirate, “we had just boarded an enemy ship and were battling the other crew with swords and cutlasses. One of the other crew cut my hand clean off just before I ran him threw”

    “Incredible !!” remarked the seaman.

    “How did you get the eye patch ?”

    “Arrr.. I was on deck one morning, I looked up and a seagul shat in my eye” replied the pirate.

    “You lost your eye from a seagul dropping ?” the sailor asked incredulously.

    “Well” said the pirate ” it was my first day with the hook”

  • spooky

    Member
    26 April 2013 at 6:01 pm

    😆 😆

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