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     golfcurry updated 11 years, 1 month ago 1 Member · 1 Post
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  • golfcurry

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    23 December 2009 at 8:16 pm

    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making

    love to a very attractive young woman.

    And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried.

    ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your

    children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce right away!’

    And the husband replied, ‘Hang on just a minute love so at least I can

    tell you what happened.’ ‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed,’ but they’ll be

    the last words you’ll say to me!’

    And the husband began — ‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive

    home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down

    and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the

    car.

    I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She

    told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days.

    So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I

    made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid

    you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

    Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she

    was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I

    threw them away.

    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have

    had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which

    you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t

    wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the

    expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair the

    same.’

    The husband took a quick breath and continued – ‘She was so grateful for

    my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned

    to me with tears in her eyes and said,

    ‘Please … Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?

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