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  • Little Old Lady in court……

     K88MUD updated 12 years ago 1 Member · 1 Post
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  • K88MUD

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    15 January 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Little Old Lady in court……

    Defence Attorney:

    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:

    I am 86 years old.

    Defence Attorney:

    Will you tell us, in your own Words,

    what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:

    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front Porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the Porch and sat down beside me.

    Defence Attorney:

    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defence Attorney:

    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:

    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defence Attorney:

    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I didn’t stop him.

    Defence Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    It felt good.

    Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defence Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defence Attorney:

    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I did not stop him.

    Defence Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.

    I haven’t felt that good in years!

    Defence Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    Well, by then, I was feeling really ‘spicy’ that I just laid down and told him

    ‘Take me, young man. Take me!’

    Defence Attorney:

    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:

    Hell, no! He just yelled,

    ‘April Fool!’

    And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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