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     Trespasser updated 6 years, 10 months ago 2 Members · 2 Posts
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  • brin

    Member
    16 September 2013 at 8:03 pm

    The grim reaper came for me last night, I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner – talk about Dyson with death.

    My son asked for a pet spider for his birthday so I went to the pet shop they were £75.00 – sod that I said I can get one cheaper off the web.

    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.

    My next door neighbour knocked on the door at 3.30am this morning, 3.30am? can you believe that, good job I was still up playing my bagpipes.

    My girlfriend thinks I’m a stalker, well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.

    My friend said he would never board a plane if he knew the pilot was a woman, that’s a bit sexist, it’s not as if she has to reverse the bloody thing.

    Local police are hunting the knitting needle maniac who has stabbed six people in their rear, they think he may be following some kind of pattern.

    Iv’e just got back from my mate’s funeral, he was hit on the head by a tennis ball – it was a great service.

    I start my new job in Seoul next week, I thought it was a good Korea move.

    I bought some rocket salad for my dinner, but it went off before I could eat it.

  • Trespasser

    Member
    16 September 2013 at 8:15 pm

    oh fek ………………….

    Obviously someone with too much time on their hands

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    The tears are rolling down my legs…….

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