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  • Over 18’s Only……you have been warned

     K88MUD updated 12 years, 4 months ago 1 Member · 1 Post
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  • K88MUD

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    9 January 2009 at 6:12 pm

    The latest club craze is to fill a woman’s vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking

    A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he’s had a lot of trouble with squatters!

    85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower…….. The other 15% haven’t been to prison yet

    Just bought a racehorse called ‘My Face’, It may not be any good but I can’t wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming ‘come on My face

    I’ve just been to my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but f*ck me, pass the parcel was fast!

    2 Irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that’s the best f*ck I’ve ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?

    If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers celebrate valentines day, do wankers celebrate palm sunday?

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