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     jgmu97 updated 6 years, 7 months ago 3 Members · 3 Posts
  • golfcurry

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    12 November 2013 at 12:57 pm

    Two couples were playing poker one evening.. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Les’s wife, Sue wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

    Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les’s wife followed and asked, ‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’ Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, ‘Well, you can have it but it will cost you £250.’ After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf Friday afternoons and Jim didn’t, Jim should be at her house around 2PM. Friday afternoon.

    When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les’s house at 2PM sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum they went to the bedroom, and closed their transaction. Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Les came home from golf at 6 pm and upon arriving, asked his wife: ‘Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?’

    With a lump in her throat Sue answered, ‘Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.’ Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, ‘Did he give you £250?’ Sue, using her best poker face, replied, ‘Well, yes, in fact he did.’

    Les, with a satisfied look on his face, continued, ‘Good. He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed £250 from me. He promised he’d stop by this afternoon and pay me back.’

    Now THAT, my friends, is how poker should be played ….

  • spooky

    Member
    19 November 2013 at 7:24 pm

    Quality 😆 😆

  • jgmu97

    Member
    19 November 2013 at 10:22 pm

    😆 😆 😆

    Heard a similar one to that before,

    very funny 😉

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