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  • Paddy

     jonnie5 updated 11 years, 10 months ago 1 Member · 1 Post
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  • jonnie5

    24 July 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Paddy is driving home after a few pints down the local.

    He turns a corner and to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road.

    He swerves to avoid it and realises that there is yet another tree directly in his path.

    He swerves again and soon discovers that his drive home has turned into a veritable slalom coarse, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees in his path.

    Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop.

    Officer O’Malley approaches Paddy’s car and asks him

    “Paddy what the feck are you doing.”

    Paddy starts to tell his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him in mid-sentence and says,

    “Paddy, that’s your air freshener!”

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