Jim’s son Alex walks up to him an asks “dad, whats the difference between theoretically and realistically”.
Jim says “Hmmm, difficult question to answer that son.. Tell ya what, go and ask your mum, your sister and your brother if they would shag wayne rooney for £1,000,000, then come and tell me what they say”
So, Alex goes to his mum and says, “would you shag wayne rooney for £1,000,000 mum?
Mum thinks about it for about 10 minutes and replies “Yeah, i think i would shag wayne rooney for £1,000,000”
Then, Alex goes to his sister and asks the same question, without hesistation she replies, “Yeah, i’de definatley shag wayne rooney for £1,000,000”
Then Alex goes and asks his brother the question, his brother thinks about it and says, “well, im not gay or anything, but £1,000,000 is a lot of money, so yeah, i would”
Then, Alex goes back to Jim with the results. He tells jim what they all said and Jim says, “Now, there you go son, Theoretically, we’re millionaires, Realistically, we live with two slags and a faggot”