THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

[K88MUD]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically

telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

suggestion.

“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between them for a few seconds”.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

“How long will this take?” I asked.

“They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies.

I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my

breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

Without missing a beat he says “Worked for your arse didn’t it?”

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again

although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

[mr-marty-martin]

😆 very good m8… now what joke book you getting these from 😉

[K88MUD]

Good old emails marty…….i get loads daily 😕

[Greg]

Very good, but don’t think I will show the wife…..