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  • THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

     Greg updated 11 years, 10 months ago 3 Members · 4 Posts
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  • K88MUD

    Member
    1 November 2008 at 6:58 pm

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

    husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically

    telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

    suggestion.

    “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

    paper and rub it between them for a few seconds”.

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

    front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    “How long will this take?” I asked.

    “They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies.

    I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my

    breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

    Without missing a beat he says “Worked for your arse didn’t it?”

    He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again

    although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

  • mr-marty-martin

    Member
    1 November 2008 at 10:50 pm

    😆 very good m8… now what joke book you getting these from 😉

  • K88MUD

    Member
    2 November 2008 at 6:38 am

    Good old emails marty…….i get loads daily 😕

  • Greg

    Member
    4 November 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Very good, but don’t think I will show the wife…..

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