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     gould updated 12 years, 10 months ago 3 Members · 3 Posts
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  • paulb

    Member
    15 March 2008 at 9:30 am

    A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to England

    He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says, ‘Thank you

    Mr Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food

    stamps, free medical care and free education!’

    The man says, ‘You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.’

    The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. “Thank you for

    having such a beautiful country here in the UK!’

    This person says, ‘I no British, me Polish.’

    He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says, ‘Thank you

    for the wonderful things in England!’

    This person puts up his hand and says, ‘I am from India, I am not English!’

    Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, ‘Are you English?’

    She says,” No, I am from Africa!’

    Puzzled, he asks her, ‘Where are all the English people?’

    The African lady checks her watch and says …

    ‘ Probably at work!! ‘

  • Gunner

    Member
    15 March 2008 at 10:34 am

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    😉

  • gould

    Member
    15 March 2008 at 2:04 pm

    😯

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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