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     Steve Kish updated 12 years, 2 months ago 2 Members · 2 Posts
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  • golfcurry

    Member
    3 March 2009 at 4:39 am

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and

    >engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them

    >ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears

    >one of them say the

    >following:

    >

    > Emma come first.

    >

    > Den I come.

    >

    > Den two asses come togeder.

    >

    > I come once-a-more

    >

    > Two asses, they come togeder again.

    >

    > I come again and pee twice.

    >

    > Then I come one lasta time.”

    >

    > You foul-mouthed obsessed swine,” retorted the lady

    >indignantly.

    >

    > “In this country… we don’t speak aloud in public places about

    > our

    >

    > sex lives”

    >

    > “Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta

    >

    > sax? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘ Mississippi ‘.”

    >

    > I’VE GOT £5.00 THAT SAYS YOU’RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN

  • Steve Kish

    Member
    3 March 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Bloke rushes into a pub and asks the barman:-

    ‘How big are penguins?’

    Barman – ‘I dunno. About 15-18 inches’

    Bloke – ‘So, how big are really big penguins?’

    Barman – ‘Ya got me! About 2 foot, I guess’

    Bloke – (getting agitated) ‘OK, so how big are really, really big penguins?’

    Barman – ‘Hold on, we’ve got Cyril in here; he’s our pub quiz champion’

    Cyril – ‘The largest penguin ever recorded was from the Emperor Penguin species, in Alaska in 1995 and measured 2ft 11.5 inches’

    Bloke 😳 – ‘Oh crap; I’ve just run over a nun!’

    😆

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